El Loco’s Tournament Play-in Round Winner

I don’t know about you, but the idea of my old man picking up my red high cut briefs and asking me about them is the most awkward thing I could imagine. For one, who wears high cut red briefs? For another, who feels comfortable with the idea of your wife alluding to the risque nature of your sex life in front of your father? Add in MJ’s classic Hammer-patterned early nineties hat and his fathers hooting and hollering when it comes to his son’s sex life, and you have yourself a cheesy, odd, masterpiece.

But…

Who can argue with Grandma Ma? Any twenty to thirty something man right now remembers Larry Johnson when Larry Johnson was considered one of the most dominant power forwards to ever grace the NBA. Injuries made LJ more famous  for his affairs (nine women at once), leading to seventeen illegitimate children from 1992-1997. Which is why the Grandma Ma franchise cruises to an easy win over the MJ’s sexually implicit father-son commercial. Grandma Ma has so much staying power, that to this day I still fade off into la-la land at work imagining my grandmother as a beefy black man with a horrendous floral dress and a cliche gold tooth. LJ’s career waned into oblivion, but not his alter-ego. Congratulations Grandma Ma! You will take on the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle this Friday!